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Recently approved by FDA, weight loss drug ... interesting treatment effects - 07-23-07, 11:21 AM

http://www.myalli.com/howdoesitwork/...nteffects.aspx
http://www.myalli.com/whatisalli/FDAApproval.aspx

Read the treatment effects page.








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lol loose stools are common




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You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work








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Oh yay! Another fat people thread.




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So, basically it not only prevents fats from entering they system, but it punishes you for eating excess fats by making you crap your pants.

Interesting . . .


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lol loose stools are common
how do you think you lose weight?






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wow, i thought everyone knew aboout this already. it was all over the news. supposedly you will crap your pants without warning. no stomach pains or gas, you don't know it's happening until the poop hits the pants.




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Putting this in the guy who's banging your girlfriend's drink . . . FTW!


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07-23-07, 03:40 PM

Olean/Olestra has been around in potato chips for years. Nobody seemed to care that it loosened the stools.


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The excess fat that passes out of your body is not harmful. In fact, you may recognize it as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza. Eating a low-fat diet lowers the chance of these bowel changes. Limit fat intake in your meals to an average of 15 grams.




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One of my wifes co-workers takes this stuff. I called the wife and and had her ask if she had projectile dookey, the lady laughed and said no, unless you eat a ton of fat at once, you know when its coming.






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So, basically it not only prevents fats from entering they system, but it punishes you for eating excess fats by making you crap your pants.

Interesting . . .

Actually I think it punishes all those people around you...


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Putting this in the guy who's banging your girlfriend's drink . . . FTW!
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Who would want to bang a drink?


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07-23-07, 06:37 PM

I had a loose stool once. Added a couple of 1" deck screws to it, and it ceased to be loose, anymore.

Anyone else find it hilarious that they named those Olestra chips "WOW!" when you consider the side-effects...?

And, in other news, shares for the makers of Depends adult diapers shot up 25% upon the announcement of this drug and its associated side-effects...



Additional cheeseball note: This reminds me a lot of the rathergood.com song/animation "Anal Seepage." Perhaps Alex foresaw the coming of this wonder drug...?





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I ate those wow chips. I was drinking and a friend gave them to me. I ate half a bag.

I know why they call them "Wow".


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Some rich sob at the top of the ladder is playing the biggest joke on the world with all these pills and there great side effects. "ok, here is what we do, we'll come up with all these BS drugs that supposedly cure things, but all they really do is give people massive cases of unforseen explosive diareah, it'll be great!"


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Not after that person's been chowing down on WOW! chips, I would hope! Ewwww...





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